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Hillary and Angelina Jolie upside down

Hillary and Angelina Jolie upside down

Have you ever wondered how would Angelina Jolie look like from upside down angle? Probably not…  But if the magneto-gravitational field would change we estimate that our celebrities will probably look somehow like this…

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September 1st, 2009 by chili 

David Adolf Beckham

David Adolf Beckham

Everyone always likes David Beckham hairstyles – even if he doesn’t have hair at all. But
would you still like a soccer player with Adolf haircut?
A picture of David Beckham with Adolfo haircut

Here David has chosen a soft and simple design with a beautiful textured color. His hair has been put on the left a [...]

September 1st, 2009 by chili 

Suzzy on the Hot cream cover

Suzzy on the Hot cream cover

Suzzy on the cover of Hot cream magazine – featuring celebrities photomontages.
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September 1st, 2009 by chili 

Barack Obama son killed a fly

Barack Obama son killed a fly

Famous president Barack Obama presented his skills on innocent just passing by fly that was just passing by. The dialogue between his Master and him went somehow like that: “Obama son you have killed a fly with one hand!!! Only a true karate master can acomplish something like that!”
Indeed Barack Obama showed  himself as a world [...]

June 26th, 2009 by chili 

Michael Jackson commited suicide

Michael Jackson commited suicide

Celebrity Michael Jackson overdosed himself and died by cardiac arrest. He probably wanted to take his 400 mil $ debt with him in the grave. Many news reportes said that he is worth more dead then alive…

June 26th, 2009 by chili 

PTC money online

PTC money online

Neobux is not just a normal PTC that you earn free extra money. It is also a great tool for small investors. With Neobux you can cashout instantly – that allows you to re-input the money in renting referrals quickly…

May 23rd, 2009 by chili 

Paris Hilton likes Pamela Anderson

Paris Hilton likes Pamela Anderson

Celebrity Paris Hilton is a great fan of Pamela Anderson.  Paris Hilton wanted to become like Pamela Anderson since she was a small girl while watching her staring a milf role in Baywatch. Now when Paris is older she is allowed to join breast resizing celebrity society. Paris Hilton went under the surgery knife in march [...]

April 3rd, 2009 by chili 

Victoria Beckham in Playboy

Victoria Beckham in Playboy

Famous celebrity Victoria Beckham – wife of the world famous football player David Beckham, decided to become next  Playboy bunny. When she took of  her clothes and took over the photo shooting stage, photographer opened his mouth and looked like he is in pain. Victoria said: “What? I know that I am beautiful. Now take [...]

March 29th, 2009 by chili 

Madonna’s affair with Cristiano Ronaldo

Madonna’s affair with Cristiano Ronaldo

Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone is having an affair with young football player Cristiano Ronaldo. Famous now almost ancient pop diva has cheated her young toy Jesus Luiz.She bought herself a whole football team saying: I want to own best football team in the world – MADONNA FOOTBALL TEAM…

March 29th, 2009 by chili 

Anahi-RBD/Rebelde werewolf

Anahi-RBD/Rebelde werewolf

Anahi Giovanna Puente Portillo actress in world famous telenovel Rebelde also known as RBD turned into a werewolf. Anahi has rare degenerative disease known as werewolf…

March 29th, 2009 by chili 

Britney Spear's new role – Alien

Britney Spear's new role – Alien

Britney Spears had to shave her head again. She is shooting a new documentary movie called Britney Spears’s extraterrestrial side. Scientist from Area 51 came to conclusion that Britney Spears is an alien after they watched secretive video clip.  ”She can’t be human.” They said. 

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March 29th, 2009 by chili 

Porn actress Roxanna is next Jenna Jameson

Porn actress Roxanna is next Jenna Jameson

Romanian porn star Roxanna

Romanian porn actress Roxanna is claiming that she is better then Jenna Jameson. Roxanna  currently has the main role in pornographic video series Girls Gone Wild – Romanian subsidiary is climbing to the TOP in the porn industry.
She is getting in main stage in the times of recession – she doesn’t care [...]

March 27th, 2009 by chili 

Cristiano Ronaldo the chicken

Cristiano Ronaldo the chicken

Top research: Cristiano Ronaldo. Our scientists have been studying for many years – which animal genes has Cristiano Ronaldo inherited. They came to conclusion that Ronaldo’s family have a genetic material of the chicken. They’ve been passing this bloodline from one generation to the next for centuries. They’ve sent us the evidences – the picture of his [...]

March 27th, 2009 by chili 

Jenna Jameson's Tito Ortiz got fat in head

Jenna Jameson's Tito Ortiz got fat in head

After porn actress Jenna Jameson  gave birth to mini twin Orty boys, her boyfriend Tito Ortiz  stopped fighting in MMA. Everyone knows that Sportist usualy get fat after they give up their sport (Mike Tyson example) – its natural. But something really wierd happened with Tito Ortiz – instead of getting fat in usual places (beer [...]

March 27th, 2009 by chili 

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie combination

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie combination

Half Jennifer Aniston and half Angelina Jolie or Angelina Aniston picture. We were curious about what do we get if we combine two beautiful actress into ONE.  How would single girl with 2 famous faces look like? After operation, we know now.  You can argue which side is prettier – Angelina or Jennifer side…  ;)

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March 25th, 2009 by chili 

Angelina Jolie had a nervous breakdown

Angelina Jolie had a nervous breakdown

After depression and nervous breakdown Angelina Jolie ended up on the 2nd place just below Britney Spears. That just tore her totally. In her last hopes to beat Britney Spears for Hot cream she cut her hair and sent us the picture with a little note attached to it…

March 8th, 2009 by chili 

Lourdes – a hairy unibrow neanderthal

Lourdes – a hairy unibrow neanderthal

Famous mother Madonna didn’t let her daughter Lourdes to look  cute. Lourdes wasn’t  allowed to wash her hair, brush her teeth and pull out neanderthal uni-brows – some ugly commented: “It looks like she might be hiding two spiders on the lam.” She was also growing mustaches. There is no doubt that she’ll be beautiful [...]

March 8th, 2009 by chili 

Hannah Montanah is pregnant – exclusive

Hannah Montanah is pregnant – exclusive

Hannah Montanah aka Miley Cyrus is pregnant! Did she finally admit? Famous Hollywood paparazzi Bemo (”the one that famous people addmit their worst sins to him”) told us that she has put her belly in front of his camera objective. She said…

March 7th, 2009 by chili 

President Obama supports Hot Cream-Twitter expansion

President Obama supports Hot Cream-Twitter expansion

If famous celebrities use Photoshop to look like something they are not and have great influence on our kids, others (Hot cream™) can use Photoshop to make them look back what they really are – attention seekers”. READ MORE…

February 20th, 2009 by chili 

Madonna has Kidnapped Jesus

Madonna has Kidnapped Jesus

Madonna’s (50) has kidnapped her new toy Jesus (22). Madonna said: “You are my Smoochel Puchel now – no one will have you – just me- I bought, I own you and you’re my MATERIAL!” and she twisted his willy.
Welcome to Madonna’s world poor Jesus said paparazzi Bemo to himself while he was hiding in Madonna’s [...]

February 17th, 2009 by chili 
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